Three reasons my birthday was sub-par
1. I had a final at 8:00 am. It lasted for two hours. Since then, I’ve (mostly) been studying for tomorrow’s final at 8:00 am.
2. In the parking lot of Dominick’s Hardware, after putting my Blenheim Ginger Ale in the trunk, I closed it.
My keys were inside.
3. My house has been invaded by killer feasting lizards.
song of the moment: Ane Brun – Rubber and Soul